everybody wants morgan freeman to narrate their life but I want five sassy singing lady muses
I want Morgan Freeman to narrate most of it and the five sassy singing lady muses to step in and perform catchy yet narratively sound musical numbers when it gets too serious
^ sounds like a plan
me on my way to steal your man
“In case of an emergency this airplane is designed with 8 exits located around you.”
i WA S LAUGHING SO HARD I COULDNT EVNE REBLOG FOR A FEW MINUTES
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Teen’s invention could charge your phone in 20 seconds
(Photo: Intel)
Waiting hours for a cellphone to charge may become a thing of the past, thanks to an 18-year-old high-school student’s invention. She won a $50,000 prize Friday at an international science fair for creating an energy storage device that can be fully juiced in 20 to 30 seconds.
Everybody, remember this face.
Remember this name.
If this becomes a commonly used & highly lauded discovery, at some point a White guy is going to take credit, even if he has to word it like “Improved upon a previous…”
No no no
Fuck that guy.
Remember this brown girl.
Remeeeemmmmmberrrrr
yes im a boy
yes i knit things
This guy should be some crazy DC villain…
OH MY GOD YES PLEASE.
oh god someone do this
FERNACULAR
GET ON IT
I think I’ll call him… THE KNITTER!
He robs banks with the help of his little quilted monsterscan anyone put an end to his reign of warm and cozy terror!?
By far the cutest little guy on the USS Enterprise
dancing queen
young and sweet
only sewenteen
It’s something unpredictable but in the end is right.
I hope you had the time of your life.
I’m under a spell, I’m in over my head, and you know I’m going all of the way till the end. To stand out, above the crowd, even if I gotta shout out loud. ‘Til mine is the only face you see, gonna stand out ‘til you notice me, yeah
‘Logan’s Slogans’ with Logan Lerman (x)
One of my friends got chased by little piggies during his bike ride
this is the opposite of a problem
yeah i like one direction just not in public
